Bonnie Scotland
In the beginning, the lord God almighty,
sitting on his throne on high,
turned to his mate,
the archangel gabriel and said.....
"gabby today i'm going to create Scotland,
i will make it a country of beautiful mountains,
purple glens and rich green forests"
"I will give it clear, swift flowing rivers
and i will fill them with salmon,
the land shall be lush and fertile,
on which the people shall grow barley
to brew into an amber nectar
that will be much sought after the world over.
underneath the land,
i shall lay thick seams of coal and peat."
"In the waters around the shores,
there will be an abundance of fish
and beneath the seabed
there will be vast deposits of gas and oil."
"Excuse me sire" interrupted gabriel,
"Dont you think you are being a bit too generous to these Scots?"
"SHITE NO"replied the lord,
"wait untill they see the fecking neighbours i'm giving them!"
